Thinking meat

The brain

I was trying to use my thinking meat, but it failed.

by pseudoluuk September 16, 2018

Think Spot

A term coined by the late and great Alton Cain, a think spot is the spot on the back or top of a guys head that when he’s deep in thought he automatically picks at obsessively and unconsciously. They pull at it, pick it, scratch it until it bleeds, gets infected or hair no longer grows there.

“Alton! Quit picking at it, it’s bleeding!” Meghan yelled. “Quiet woman! It’s my think spot, can’t you see I’m thinkin!”

Sadly, there was nothing the doctor could do for poor Paul. His hair would no longer grow in his think spot.

by MamaNasty May 28, 2022

Right thinking

Wrong, shit-head. The games and the content supplement to thought. The thought is either negative or positive (which is fine). And your positivity cult is both deranged and the literal cause of the exacerbation of the mental health issues you purport to solve.

Hym "Speaking of 'right thinking,' You ever see the sub-reddit for 'Therapyabuse?' That's the first thing I got when I googled that Seerut Chawla. As an observation, it seems like people aren't super thrilled about how that whole system works. I mean, you're literally delineating 'Right think' and 'Wrong think.' Like 1984! It's true! We're already there!"

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009