turd theory

The intellectual area concerning anything that comes out of Donald J. Trumps' mouth.

Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

Trentism Theory

The theory that everyone is a philosopher because all action and words define who we are because every action and word is a philosophy

My friend just told me about the Trentism Theory

by Trent Reeshman October 19, 2019

Pipefill Theory

the theory that flushing every toilet in the building will lower the ocean level momentarily.

Looks like we just proved Pipefill Theory isn't just a myth!

by Cyborgstalker June 29, 2008

queer theory

The theory that hates on gender roles and gender identity. The "queer" or "strange" people are awesome. Also, heteronormativity is really bad because society has developed a "norm" that they are superior, so the idea that we need to prevent death or extinction is bad because it ignores that gays and lesbians cannot reproduce. A lot of Queer Theory's credentials go Lee Edelman.

I read the Queer Theory kritik in debate today.

Oh what is that?

Why straight people suck and gender roles are Satan.

by Megleficent June 25, 2014

chaos theory

A small group of goof's who try to cause havoc in certain areas of the internet but never succeed

thos chaos theory try so hard but they never win at anyhting they do

by mr.newby December 9, 2008

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 14, 2008

smell theory

a theory that says that men subconsciously know when women are sexually active because of pheromones.

but there was still the ''smell theory''. That's what us girls put it down to, that must men subconsciously know when you are sexually active, because they just start to come out of the woodwork.

by anchy_nicka January 11, 2008