Pig Fucker

See David Cameron

Brexit was caused because a Pig Fucker called for a vote

by EwanMcGod January 31, 2020

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016

sus no pig

because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”

bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig

by stef quack April 20, 2021

pig shagger

Someone who has sex with a pig

David Cameron is a pig shagger

by Darmtoerist November 30, 2016

Lamborguinea pig

Someone who tests out Lamborghini's

The lamborguinea pig drives the Lamborghini very well so it's a good car to sell on the market.

by mooffoom March 5, 2015

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017