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Man The Fuck Up 

When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.
Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!

the mur-man 

strapping yourself to a donkey for a repeated ass ramm'in
The angry pirate saddled up for the mur-man of his life.
the mur-man by Brandon July 16, 2003

the fat man 

A cataclysmic bomb that put Hiroshima in its place, an showed the japs that they should never have gotten into the war
Person: "I love how many people the fat man killed "

Person2: "me too, but I prefer the 'splosion that the little boy made"
the fat man by JewHunt42 December 15, 2016

Jack woods the smart man 

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life
Jack woods the smart man needs a life

The Spatula Man

the person who wields the coolest spatula
i have the coolest spatula therefor i am the spatula man
The Spatula Man by Poo man November 19, 2003

"Man the moon" 

To "man the moon" is to prepare the outter moon of the planet Earth for use as a projectile toward an opposing force. It is a slang term referring to the use of an ultimatum toward an enemy or threat. "Man(ing) the moon" originated as a commonly posted phrase exisiting in the lingo of the web site www.4chan.com. When a picture,news piece,subject,etc is posted that is so menecing,threatening,unbeleivable or overwhelming it is beyond the description of ordinary words, it is common in the 4chan community to post the phrase "man the harpoons" with a small avatar of a readied harpoon(s). Likewise, if the forerunning post is particularly impressive, it is then often dubbed necessary to "man the moon". A picture of the moon coliding with the Earth is often posted along with the phrase.
Original 4chan post:"Hey,has anyone heard that Paris Hilton has recently been working on her new carrer as a politician?"

Reader 1:"Man the harpoons!"

Following 4chan post:"Wow,Panic at the Disco has recently stated that they beleive themselve to actually be talanted and intended to be listened to by straight males"

Reader 1:"MAN THE MOON!"

Reader 1:"For the love of god,Panic at the Disco sucks Donkey dick,it's imparative that we "Man the moon" imeadiatley!