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Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam
Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.
by Herootoneu May 13, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through the incompetence of social and societal norms or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
The kid in your class was such a Kevin
by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022
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Kevin

He's such a kevin >:((
by sevenseventhreetwoohtwo February 24, 2019
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Kevin

A very handsome fellow that is quite charming yet full of himself. He walks around like hes the shit when in fact, he is the shit. Hes actually sweet (sometimes) funny and intelligent and remembers literally all the lyrics to like every song. Kevin has quite the spectacular music taste and kevin also knows how to significantly change ones mood and make it better. Kevin also has nice eyes that you may find yourself staring into and you may find yourself falling for a kevin. Kevin is also a goofball its almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his clownlike ways. Kevin is also a nerd.Kevin is also extremely talented at what he sets his mind too.Kevin somehow finds out everything.He is also extremely laid back.
Her:Whats your friends name?
Him: Kevin
Her:Oh my days I love him
by JayCrayes July 15, 2019
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Kevin

An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.
Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"
by NibberTron June 5, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin: I never die that's why they call me papi
Eddie: HAHAHA! You Serious?
by GEORGE ED January 12, 2019
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Kevin

Stop being a Kevin...

(stop acting like a nonce)
by SCRees September 6, 2019
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