farmers market boy

A term used to describe a boy who has a "fresh" or "clean" kind of look that you just can't help but point to and call them attractive!
"Dam, he's a total farmers market boy. Crud nuggets I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HIM"
by fartpoopdutycaca May 10, 2023
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Jebendese Rice Farmer

Gnatty and her family.
(Bacon Boi) Hey Charles, let's add a new role.
(Charles the Based) Hmm yes, it shall ith be the Jebendese Rice Farmer role, designated for nami cunts like Gnatty.
by Jsminey0688525 December 04, 2021
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California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters
I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.
by Thecalimilkfarmer February 22, 2011
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Elk island farmer

When two naked men/women take two pieces of raw meat (usually elk in this case) and engage in a battle using the meat to slap each others genitals.
Brad had a stressful day at work so he called up his friend Dave to play a friendly game of elk island farmer
by Canada rocks October 07, 2016
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e-girl farmer

a guy (or a girl, I don't judge faggots) that has the tendencies to collect e-girls on steam, League of Legends, Overwatch, Twitter or whatever gay website e-girls use nowadays
yo BRo, Yo DUDe, I have farmed 2 Mercy mains today, and I met an autistic e-girl on CS:GO (the use of e-girl farmer as mentioned in this sentence, the subject farmed 3 e-girls, what a gamer)
by Animoocs October 16, 2019
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Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.
Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!
by ridespacemountain December 22, 2016
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Yakarma Farmer

A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.

Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.
100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 11, 2023
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