When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.
Rarely the cause of clotes.
Usually diarrhea.
Rarely the cause of clotes.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 2, 2013
Get the German Surprise mug.by Matt September 26, 2003
Get the Surprise Juice mug.When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006
Get the nantucket surprise mug.The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.
by scallahax February 4, 2010
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A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011
Get the Surprise Sex mug.When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!
by jsmithua September 7, 2006
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