by Hippie78 July 25, 2013
When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
by Xyanp October 15, 2019
Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.
Johnny: Oh snap!
Johnny: Oh snap!
by fuckmeimfree June 06, 2011
When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.
by SofaWanker69 December 03, 2017
When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
by Pokchop March 06, 2022
While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 09, 2022
1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
by Hot Dog Goblin December 22, 2019