Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024

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vicious pencil

when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)

"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"

by funky scissors May 6, 2014

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Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

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Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

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rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

by Logan LP September 12, 2025

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pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

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