Beech/Beach

/biCH/

Beech (US)

Beach (UK)

Another way of saying "bitch" without getting caught at school.

And you can give excuses to your teacher and you won't technically be swearing! :D

"What'd you say to me you little beech?"

"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon beech"

Beech/Beach is a form of "bitch" .

"Beech, I don't give a frickle!"

"Beeches be crazy"

by GoodWordsThatYoullNeverUse December 1, 2019

Sticky Beach

The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpa’s ashes on her

She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach

by hitlersashes January 23, 2020

Cheech by the Beach

When a bird is being eaten by other birds.

Roxy: Dang look at those birds over in the surf, they are eating another bird
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach

by ByeByeManaphy April 25, 2019

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan October 16, 2008

Beach belly

A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.

‘You’re rocking that beach belly man! I see you decided to give the beach body a miss this summer!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

Beach the cart

The act of securing a shopping cart in a parking lot where there is no convenient or safe place to leave it.

Person #1: Where are you going? Just leave the cart there.

Person #2: No way, I am going to beach the cart on that curb over there so it doesn't go rogue and ding someone's car.

Person #1: We should all be so courteous.

by MrMet1974 October 26, 2010