The Beach Effect

The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.

I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.

by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people

A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!

by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018

Nut Beach

incredibly delectable

These chips are nut beach!

by lillypilutzergirlie65 May 17, 2021

beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 23, 2011

Cheech by the Beach

When a bird is being eaten by other birds.

Roxy: Dang look at those birds over in the surf, they are eating another bird
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach

by ByeByeManaphy April 25, 2019