multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.

I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.

by amankatgall August 25, 2006

multi-tasking

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.

tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.

by tequeman July 16, 2008

thaskani

To be charming or charismatic in all facets. Can be used when referring to someone who puts there needs before others.
Often used when referring to an exceedingly attractive individual.

“I found it very Thaskani of him to open the door for me when my arms were full of groceries.”

by therealMerriam_Webster December 20, 2022

thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

Thankachoo

A grateful 'atchoo', like a sneeze but thankful. perfect for the lazier being as it is easier to say and quicker than two whole words

'did you like that CD i got you for your birthday?'
'yep, its great thankachoo!'

by iheartgreenstuff May 12, 2009

Thaksa

A hairy turd that can be found in the depths of Laurier's hallways.

We observed the Thaksa in her natural habitat.

by Nilaha October 18, 2013

task troll

A task troll is someone with a limited understanding of a discussion yet maintains their authority by sending opponents on spurious and pointless tasks in order to evade engagement in the discussion. An aura of superiority can be achieved with little or no substantial credibility. It may "buy time" or lead to one's opponent being exhausted after doing the heavy work.

The task troll wasn't sure how to respond in our debate so he asked me to read five particular academic papers and report back. I doubt he's read even a single paper among thousands that deal with this matter.

by Essar May 15, 2014