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teenager

1.7 grams of cocaine, or half an eightball.
John:"Hey lets buy an eightball of that bomb white"
Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"
by Texmasterpaul October 4, 2007
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teegarden

lets have tee in a garden?
Often used for the older child whom is of the lesbian orentation and pretty short. Everyone rather loves her or hates her.
HolyShiT! That Teegarden is dating that Tipton.
by panicpanicpanic August 6, 2008
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Teenage Atheist

A modern teenager who claims to not believe in God. Most of these teens don't have faith because

1). They spend too much time on the internet, (Tumblr), where people force their opinions on you, so in the end they get sucked into believing something because "It's cool, man."
2). They never get what they want, i.e. lots of friend and beauty, so they blame God.
3). They refuse to have even the slightest bit of faith because movies and media nowadays make it hard to believe anything.

Teenage Atheists also tend to be huge feminists. Can't find another hobby? Why not bitch about women's rights for no apparent reason?

And lastly, Teenage Atheists are also liberals. Again with the internet pushing opinions on you, they surround themselves with pro-abortion, pro-feminism, pro-marijuana, pro-atheist atmospheres.
Woman #1: Geez, nobody has faith anymore. Especially these fucking soft grunge teens.

Woman #2: The term you are referring to is Teenage Atheist, Carol.

Woman #1: Well, I guess God isn't in style anymore.
by Honest-Truther June 14, 2013
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Teena Marie

Used in the gay club community in Toronto to refer to a female who looks like she's wasted on alcohol or drugs, or in a more vague sense, just looks rough. Also can reference anything that is sloppy, messy or poorly put together.

Derived from the name of '80s pop singer Teena Marie, but also references slang for crystal meth, also known as Tina. Also references Rick James, who was Marie's protegee, and a known drug addict.

Alternate spelling "Tina Marie"
"Oh, that girl is so Teena Marie."
"She was Teena last night."
"Bring it On 5: Fight to the Finish is so Tina."
by digitkidd January 20, 2010
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Teed

1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments
"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"I don't know. Why is it that you are such a TEED?"
by Norts February 6, 2008
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teed up

When a woman is on her knees with her chest on the bed awaiting your penetration.
Tammy was so hot, all teed up and waiting on me.
by heathepw April 28, 2009
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.
Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.
by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006
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