by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE October 20, 2022
Get the D I S A S T E R mug.A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
by California Cop January 3, 2008
Get the S.T.E.P. mug.Sexy Time Explosion. Is when the man is about to cum and rubs his fingers together in a circle motion and then with both hands using your index and middle finger you poke each of the girls eyes then cum all over her.
That's a sexy time explosion.
That's a sexy time explosion.
S.T.E example:
So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
by Penismanisreallllllllybig December 12, 2011
Get the S.T.E mug."T.E.R.F.," or "Terf"~acronym
TERF is an acronym for
Trans
Exclusionary
Radical
Feminist
Fairly self-explanatory, pretty much a passionate feminist who is simultaneously transphobic scum. Such an oxymoron I don't even know what to say.
TERF is an acronym for
Trans
Exclusionary
Radical
Feminist
Fairly self-explanatory, pretty much a passionate feminist who is simultaneously transphobic scum. Such an oxymoron I don't even know what to say.
by ilistentogreendaytoomuch69 August 23, 2020
Get the T.E.R.F. mug.Tension Easing Nookie.
Coined by Harvey Fierstein in his masterpiece Torch Song Trilogy. Uttered by the character, David when explaining Ed how sex is like therapy.
Coined by Harvey Fierstein in his masterpiece Torch Song Trilogy. Uttered by the character, David when explaining Ed how sex is like therapy.
by Kimber Lawrence January 22, 2008
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Get the T.E.G mug.Poo and trump exit...meaning your rectum..bum-hole..etc..as that is where all the poo and trumps come from...
by Picklepea September 17, 2007
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