Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.

Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.

by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011

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taehyung

taehyung is the name of a man who i would die for 1000x over and do anything for him without him even asking me first he deserves every single ounce of happiness in this entire world and i would live every ounce of his pain even if it’s amplified one million times because he is too pure and precious to ever feel anything negative

taehyung is the love of my life

by anon92747292 August 29, 2019

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taemon

A swagger king, if you aren't with him yet you should me. tends to cheat though.

Jean: omg look at that taemon
Evelyn: SOO HOTT

by O.O oh my god November 5, 2013

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Taekesi

Taekesi is the definition of a cancer-containing, fail troll, his original name is Jake, he hangs out on the internet because it's his only hobby, he doesn't actually do anything in real life, he has no friends, and isn't attractive at all, so with the stress of real life failing, he chooses to take out his anger on the internet, by roleplaying as a chinese yakuza boss, but that's not all, he also uses other characters of american mafias, whatever he can use to spend his time with, I mean, his time wouldn't be spent any better. If you say something offensive to him, he'll usually reply with an abbreviation of words, to act like he's not completely mad over the subject, example shown.

User: "You're a fucking faggot failure, go kill yourself"
Taekesi/Jake replies: "I am Legend! LMFAO!"

by wayne kenney July 20, 2011

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taennie

Taennie is a ship name between Kim Taehyung of BTS with Kim Jennie of BLACKPINK. Arguably the second most popular ship after Lizkook, this ship is one of the main (delusional) blackbangtan ships ; Lizkook, Taennie, Jirose, Jinsoo.

They are shipped by fans simply because they glanced towards each other for 0.0001 milliseconds, V jamming to Jennie's parts in BLACKPINK's songs, Jennie fitting V's ideal type, having similar fashion taste, RBF, dog's breed and the list goes on (but still delusional theories).

Look, even though I think they're the cutest ship out of all blackbangtan ships, fans should stop shipping them romantically. Keep it only to yourself if you really do, don't go around making edits and videos about them because as far as I know, they aren't dating each other. Imagine how uncomfortable they are if V or Jennie or many idols stumble upon those videos. :((

People A : Which idols come first to your mind when I mentioned Human Gucci and Human Chanel?

People B (normal fans) : V and Jennie! They're my biases!
People C (delulus) : Taennie, the most superior couple! I ship them!

by jeon ariana May 13, 2021

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