take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.

EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"

by uofi2408 March 13, 2011

The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.

SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.

by Fridayso August 16, 2019

4th Gen Talented Boy

It is Hwang Hyunjin from StrayKids. He's a singer, rapper, dancer, songwriter and many mores. He's a best boy too and STAYs are very proud of him so this is created for Hwang Hyunjin and just for Hwang Hyunjin. STAYs hope that Hyunjin know that 4th Gen Talented Boy is made just for him.

Who is 4th Gen Talented Boy?
Oh you don't know? It's absolutely Hwang Hyunjin from StrayKids!
Believe me, you will be stunned after seeing his never-ending talent

by Destiny~~ March 14, 2021

table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.

"Jessica is a total table niner."

by Dot January 4, 2005

Talen

An extremely skinny individual who hopes to one day become jacked. Little does he know, he is destined to look like a stick insect forever.

Can be used to insult skinny people everywhere - "Oi you are such a Talen".

by Epunster March 8, 2018