by Pappygottadigbick December 17, 2024

1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
by Rasta Boi July 20, 2020

by anonymous December 27, 2020

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.
by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.
Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now
Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you
Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you
by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021

by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023
