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Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.
You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee
by ChasG June 25, 2024
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Swagger

Friend 1: Hey you see that guys he seems swagger
Friend 2: OMG ITS DSP THE SWAGGIEST GUY ON EARTH
by cooten April 14, 2025
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Shaggers Back

Shaggers Back is a term coined in the realm of golf, capturing the phenomenon where a player, after engaging in intimate activities the night before, experiences a remarkable improvement in their golf performance the following day. The term humorously suggests a positive correlation between a satisfying romantic encounter and enhanced golf skills.

The term likely originated from the informal banter among golfers, combining the slang "shaggers" (referring to those who are romantically active) and the golfing context. It playfully implies a connection between one's personal life and their golfing prowess, suggesting that a night of romantic success can translate into an exceptional day on the golf course.

How to Spot Shaggers Back:

Improved Swing: The connection between the two activities might be elusive, but the positive impact on the golf game is unmistakable.

Confidence Boost: Players with Shaggers Back tend to exude confidence on the golf course. The boost in self-assurance can lead to bold shots and an overall more relaxed and focused gameplay.

Impressive Putting Skills: Shaggers Back enthusiasts often report a surprising accuracy when putting.

Notable Score Improvement: Lower scores and impressive stats become the undeniable proof that, indeed, romance and golf make for a winning combination.
"Mate, you're on fire today! A case of Shaggers Back. I've never seen you hit the ball this well!"

"I knew something was up when you nailed that drive. Must be the Shaggers Back—you've got the magic touch out here today!"
by Pluva February 18, 2026
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pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?
Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!
by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008
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Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"
1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life
by simon3335 May 20, 2009
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