When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
Get the Kronk Surprise mug.when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
by fuzzyfats January 8, 2015
Get the sunrise surprise mug.Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut
Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
by Brappington April 30, 2020
Get the Bulgarian Surprise mug.When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006
Get the nantucket surprise mug.A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011
Get the Surprise Sex mug.The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.
by scallahax February 4, 2010
Get the Strawberry Surprise mug.n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
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