A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
A robotic suit that is worn and operated by a person or group of people. Bot suits are a Biologically Operated Technology.
The GI Joes wear Bot Suits when running through Paris.
This is the HAL5, probably the best looking Botsuit soon to be on the market
This is the HAL5, probably the best looking Botsuit soon to be on the market
by BotSuits.com December 04, 2009
an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee
by loolooh8tr July 02, 2010
A bold statement from an even bolder young man. He picks the unique suit to impress the young ladies and this risky decision proves successful when he wakes up and discovers he has every woman (and man) he’s ever wanted and dreamed off
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 19, 2024
CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017
A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
by jdazza30 October 26, 2014