As pissed as a newt

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016

Panther Piss

Australian slang for WD-40

I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !

by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011

Piss boy

Anyone with the name Kevin is a little peepee Piss boy

John: “fuck man your such a piss boy”
Kevin: “what how”
John: “you know why”

by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019

piss piglet

A penis.

Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!

by pullmyfinger August 12, 2011

Pissing Idiot

To be worse than an Idiot but a nicer way of saying Absolute Dickhead

Yo that guy over there is a pissing idiot
I hate that guy

by BIGCHAZZA December 19, 2019

piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009