Stoked

Means excited for an upcoming event.

I'm "stoked" for this walk.

by FontE November 5, 2003

stoked

must be used by all pro surfers when describing how pumped they are after a win

oh...im just so stoked!

by em April 23, 2003

stokedafyd

to be more than stoked

dude im so stokedafyd i won the million bucks.

by nick87 November 10, 2007

Stoned

All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.

I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned

by Urban Sage June 28, 2011

Stoned

1. when high, usually high with marijuana.
2. The highest rating you can give something

1. Donald seems really stoned today.
2. that movie last night was stoned.

by Urfaaace January 2, 2017

Stoned eyes

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.

Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’

by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019

Stomedic

Comedy that is considered to be on the level like stomedy.

Stomedy is an internet influencer who is the most funny person to ever exist.

Person 1 : *Makes funny joke*

Person 2: "BRO THAT WAS SO STOMEDIC"

by Ketonim June 26, 2019