pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc

Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao

by Burnzify September 30, 2016

stone eagle

a group of cold blooded motherfuckers

DAMN look at that stone eagle over there fucking shit up

by tttt894 November 28, 2017

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 19, 2014

Frosty Stone

An alcoholic beverage known as Keystone Light. The beverage takes upon said name after spending significant time in a cold environment.

Matt: Yo dude can you toss me a frosty stone to shotgun?

John: Sure can

by Cman5792 October 28, 2009

Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand

The time stone can pause time as well

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019

scope the stone

to examine jewelry, usually a diamond ring, and usually on the finger of a woman who has just received it from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Sara: My husband gave me a beautiful ring for our anniversary.
Sue: Oh cool! Let me scope the stone!

by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010