stiffen up

A phrase used by some fat fuck with a cast on his hand

He told his friend to stiffen up after he referred to him as "fatass" for getting three plates

by Bagmoney September 6, 2021

wicked stiff

a sexual act in which a male takes his penis and taps it on the shoulders of the female before rubbing his penis around her lips and finally into her mouth to receive oral sex.

The man performed a wicked stiff on his lady friend.

by James Gandolfinni April 28, 2008

Banjo Stiffy

Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.

Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!

by Tidy Rich October 6, 2012

stiffly stiferson

some one who displays stiffly characteristics

theres a guy in my apartment who is a real stiffly stifferson I'll get him good

by Joe Facker October 6, 2003

Stiff

Another term for the word burn, when someone says something offensive to another and no one wants them to know they have been burned.

Person 1. I love your hair.
Person 2. Yours is much better. (Sarcasm)
Person 3. Stiff.
Person 1. What? :S
Person 2&3. /Laughs.

by The girl in the green scarf. October 7, 2009

stiffles

a male or female with seemingly permanent or everlasting stiff nipples.

lol calm down with those stiffles

by ohcrapnospacebar November 5, 2010

Stifler Tickler

A tickling sensation you get on the tip or the middle of your penis when you masterbate or while having intercourse.

I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I got a stifler tickler!

by expert_penis123 October 4, 2010