tyler-status 

(v)(adj)
The act of being:
- ohmyeff cute, adorable, silly, sugar sweet
- eye catching, attention grabbing, fressh
- KAYLA's

"Hey that was pretty damn cute."
"Ohyeah? How cute?"
"Tyler-status, cute. Yeaaaah."

tyler-status by kayladeeeeeeeeeee February 5, 2009

paki status 

To ignore someones phone calls cuz they are so god damn annoying.

Nomie is on Paki Status today, that dirty punjab mother fucker has issues with redailing my phone number to much!! Fucking dot heads.

paki status by paki h8er March 11, 2005

Pimp Status 

One who always is Looking Pimp

Man! you have graduated to pimp status or We are rollion in pimp status tonight

Pimp Status by Isaac Smith December 4, 2003

grown woman status 

grown or not It means that now isn't the time that your acting like a kid or your inner kid is coming out.You act like a little girl at times you act like a teenage girl sometimes sometimes you act like a woman but right now your on your grown woman status

Forget yall Im not going to the club tonight Im going to work,shoot im on my grown woman status

grown woman status by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"

Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"

Myspace Status Swap by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007

Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".

He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.

Hon status by Heathentim April 16, 2008

facebook status 

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.

"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."

facebook status by meowo May 26, 2014