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Pop a Squat

Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.
"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"

"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
by Joshie G. May 7, 2010
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springy squat

originates in Springvale (Melbourne), Australia.

Used to describe the way the local FOBS (mostly asian of vietnamese, chinese mainland, hong kong, malaysia/singapore and other south east asians) sit in front of their stores/family's store/friend's store

Performed by squatting flat footed, with ass almost touching the ground, with forearms perched on bended knees; wrists must be free and hang down between knees. Usually, a cigarette is held and smoked whilst in a springy squat.

Can be performed solo or in groups, either on the side walk, or sometimes variations manifest in squatting on stools or little plastic chairs.
by Jules364 June 11, 2006
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man squat

when a man squats to piss like a woman.
man#1 is so lazy he has to take a man squat to piss.
by duenan September 14, 2009
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Abortion Squats

These are any form of squats; Front, Back, Zercher, Box that are done with such horrible form and technique that watching it is reminiscent of watching an abortion. These squats are usually perpetrated by 150lb white males who have Youtube channels. These perpetrators can be found in most commercial gym settings and are usually accompanied by several other males of the same physical build.
Check out that skinny kid in the squat rack doing abortion squats and recording it, what a fuckin douche.
by SWOLEdier Mike March 17, 2011
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southern squat

When the rear of the truck sits lower in the rear. Usually in southern Kentucky, Tennessee , and South Carolina. It's a new fad growing fast among the younger generation.
He's got the southern squat going on with that rig.
by Drwathen February 27, 2014
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hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016
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carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters
by poomonks September 1, 2003
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