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Springfield Monorail 

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.
The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.

Burrito Springs 

A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”
Burrito Springs by The 239 July 30, 2018

Sprangly 

An adjective describing the way an ostriches legs look while it runs. Can also refer to a state of mind relating to sleep deprivation, intoxication or general confusion.
An ostrich would need to wear a really long coat if it wanted to cover up its long sprangly legs.

She was talking so much nonsense, she was definitely sprangled.
Sprangly by ostrichlady November 15, 2016

Springvale

The bronx of victoria along with footscray and box hill. Good if you want drugs, guns or any weapon for that fact. Even better if you want the best pork roll you've tasted.
Bronx, Footscray, Box Hill, Cabramatta, Springvale
Springvale by Nikolai Yewrev July 16, 2006

Springter 

(noun) 1. when winter just won't let go and spring should be here but you're experiencing multiple blizzards and making more snowmen in one week than you did all winter 2. when you see green grass peeking through the snowpiles 3. when your windows are open to let in a fresh spring breeze but you are still wearing mittens and scraping your windshield
On March 31st we had another blizzard, Springter is finally here!
Springter by Ali-gator P April 2, 2009

springlock failure 

hahahahahahahaha- *dying sounds* basically springlocks but they fail you
I hope the springlocks are tight and not wet it would be bad and cause a Springlock failure
springlock failure by spring boi February 16, 2021