Roman-sized 

A small penis; as seen on ancient roman statues. Who knows, maybe the ancient civilization didn't really have a people who were THAT small.

So small you don't even feel it.

Girl 1: Hey so.... how big was it?
Girl 2: Roman-sized!
Girl 1: OMG, poor bastard. How bored were you.

Roman-sized by malicewhit November 19, 2006

sizes you up

the guy “sizes you up” like he’s basically just trying to figure out whether he can fit inside you or not.

“sizes you up”
there he stood in the door opening of my house.
looking at me up and down slowly taking in everything of me.
he was watching me for multiple minutes , looking like was figuring something out.
“Is there something on my thighs or are you just being a pervert?” i asked.
he smirked before he said : “ just looking if i would fit”.
i raised my eyebrow , was he sizing me up? why would he look at my thighs and debate on if he would fit? he already knew he did.
“you were sizing me up?” i asked “pervert”
before being able to roll my eyes.
the man walked towards me and held me against the wall.
“don’t you dare roll your eyes princess”.

sizes you up by AnxOus July 17, 2021

Sizerver 

Noun
pl. Sizerverz; Sizervers:
A word found in the wordfizatal/word language which is defined by any species of computer servers dedicated to useless tasks, or which take up pointless amounts of space over a given period of time. (See also wordserver/word)

The clipart company's sizerver was often ridiculed due to its low maintenence and small amount of use.

Sizerver by K. Albert November 9, 2003

sizemic chin 

"double, triple, quadruple, or oct chin"

"Person flanted their sizemic chin"

sizemic chin by noixz January 15, 2009

sizenet 

A derogatory comment on someone telling them they are inferior for any reason; something which is less than a pleb.

Sammy completely failed her driver's test, she is a sizenet.
OR

You sizenet! Why did you just kick my dog?

sizenet by JediGingerNinger February 9, 2010

sizetracked 

When a Girls/boys butt is so big, you get sidetracked.

Damn, when that girl walked by I got sizetracked.

sizetracked by BibBootywhitegirl May 5, 2016

Sizephobia 

The belief held by individuals or collectives that body size correlates to age in any shape or form and the discrimination that results from this erroneous belief.

Ottman decided to ban another user from his platform for posting an image of a girl that looked like she was underage even though she is more than 200 years old. He seems to be a proponent of sizephobia.

Sizephobia by Blizzard Angel May 6, 2018