Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024

Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2024

Stinging Sally

Getting stung by a bee on your penis in order to permanently enlarge it.

Ted: did you hear that jack got a Stinging Sally done the other day?

Ned: no way, did it actually work?

Ted: yeah according to him it grew 7/8 of an inch.

by sassmate 01 December 12, 2024

shinjing

V. From the infinitive 'Shinj' which refers to an erotic maneuver whereby one visits a loved one in the hospital, and lightly fondles them while masturbating at their bedside in the dead of night. In order to qualify as a 'True Shinjing' the act is traditionally followed up with a ceremony in which the shinjer should stare at their shinjing hand for at least eight and half seconds, 9 seconds in the UK, and at any point within this duration complete a whispering chant that is constituted thustly: 'I'm so fucked up...'

When I sent you that image of Arthur the Aardvark's right hand covered in syrup with the subtitle "i'm so fucked up..." it was meant to imply that the shinjing that was occuring what metaphorical in that I would be blowing my load spiritually by showing this girl MiSide the hit video game on our first date.

by Zarkator January 8, 2025

Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Shining

To Shine-When you and or another human proceed(s)to nut on another persons head-or other human body part. Then proceed to rub the nut that was shot upon the human in to the area. Once rubbed in let the nut fired to crust and then once that step is complete repeat until fully satisfied and content.

I just Shined upon someone’s head and or I am going to Shine you, or Shining is one of my favorite activities

by D1Shiner April 20, 2025

Stinging Finger

The act of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then fingering your partner

My cooch is still burning from the stinging finger I got from my boyfriend

by ron1206 February 5, 2026