Seasoning the mullet

To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,

That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet

by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.

"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."

by 256msg March 26, 2009

seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009

Secondhand Sunscreen

Secondhand sunscreen is the unwanted spray of sunscreen you receive from the a**hole who uses the whole can of sunscreen on themselves.

I was at the beach and I was about to apply sunscreen, when the guy next to me unloaded his can all over himself thus getting me. I didn't need sunscreen because he got me too. Talk about secondhand sunscreen.

by which hunt? September 7, 2010

Second Hand Breath

The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.

I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;

by TheCoyle September 24, 2010

second hand game

Hitting on the less attractive girl of the group while occasionally paying attention to the hotter girl. This leads to the hotter girl questioning why she is not being hit on and will throw herself at you. Resulting in second hand game.

Guy 1: 'Dude, I was hitting on Rachelle and Laura ended up throwing herself at my feet'

Guy 2: 'Gotta love that second hand game'

by Chronic player March 18, 2011

Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.

Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011