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Double Sitter

Term coined by comedian Blaine P.

The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
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Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.
damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*
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Andrew Salter

To take something pure and potent, give it status, make it cool and share it with the masses.
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percentage setters

The Real Gs Who Sit Back On The Sidelines And Call The Shots, The Two Best Examples Of "Percentage Setters" Are Sosa & Nephew.
Student 1: Dem Men Say They Goin N Tax Me Boy
Student 2: Nha, Dem Is Cyat..Sosa And Nephew Is The Real Percentage Setters!
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Fire setters

The program that taught me to smoke cigarettes at age 2 years and made me a genocide survivor protected by law under the woman protection act 1960, the 2008 child soldiers protection act, the 1948 laws on police ethics, the 1979 torture prevention acts, the 1991 zero tolerance laws, and the 2001 anti terrorism act, and lastly the Torture (18 U.S.C. Section 2340A of Title 18, of the northern astronautical space association privy, and the warcrime survivors act 1938 as mustard gas got in my bowl years ago. Mustard seeds suck in weed.
Fire setters used manipulative assault in 1993 causing bodily harm to genetically mutate me and cause cancer 5 times in the name of cancer prevention and stole my mom's breast and left it incomplete then monumentalized her illness with a tribunalable warcriminal insult to my mom and her fight against cancer, and their using ignorance as a defense, right? K.c.w.g.
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rim sitter

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.
Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!
by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022
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