nub salad

When a nub gets owned by multiple nubs, they become a nub salad.

When you get owned at a game, and its not even close, and the other player is a pats fan

When you play a game of blitz and the opposite player is a pats fan, and you destroy them with the jets, you have the rights to call them a nub salad or just the blitz bitch.

by Rory 'The Bitch' Finneran May 3, 2007

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Platitude salad

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

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Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

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Taco Salad

A party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

It's the opposite of a sausage fest.

Hey man you really should come out tonight, it's a real taco salad out here. Chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.

by ROID R4GE February 18, 2010

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Balls Salad

When a man or woman sucks on the scrotum of a man tenderly biting at and massaging each testicle with the tongue. Periodically the entire scrotum can be slurped into the mouth and massaged gently with a vibrating wet tongue.

My boyfriend gives a better balls salad than my wife.

by RickyPacific July 11, 2006

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