rubin

To have an enormous annoying bowel movement

I need to go take a rubin.

by frf December 31, 2011

Robinowitz

(verb) to get stood up, dogged, by your date, usually at a museum while you're crying looking at a bust of Homer.

She didn't show up? Man, you totally got Robinowitzed.

by Phil McCavitty November 18, 2010

Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013

Robiny

A yellow flower with a striped green stem that is highly seductive, especially to horses, and which uses its delightful charm to promote itself and its past accomplishments while remaining adorably cute and kind of wonderful, at least according to horses and ponies and the occasional outdoorsy human. Use hand sanitizer after touching.

Gosh, that Robiny sure accomplished a lot in high school. I think I want to get some more of it tomorrow. Its aroma is delightful.

by jjjjeeerrmmm November 20, 2014

Rubbing Rikky

Masturbation, Fap, have sex with yourself

I'm Rubbing Rikky so hard now.

by ALL HAIL RIKKY February 6, 2015

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

by viper15 September 20, 2016

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016