crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018

edgy mc my chemical romance

Another name for Underfell Sans, first used by Science Sans during the au Christmas party.

“Sure thing, edgy mc my chemical romance.”

by Elenad3183 December 11, 2023

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

romance author

a person with a dirty mind that writes housewife porn

I read an awesome book by a romance author, that had me rubbing one out.

by 5150Lady December 19, 2016

Tattered Romance

A wattpad story involving three characters Adriana Rozavka and Nick who must come together and stop the evil Farole Clan from destroying the world.

Jannabelle: Did you read Tattered Romance? The tension is sooo good!!

Quyen: Girl you betcha, my #1 read rn!

by spoonologist August 5, 2023

schrödinger's romance

Love from afar especially, for a crush (whose requital, or not, depends on the said crush being informed).

She's afraid of telling him, I wonder how long that schrödinger's romance will last.

by Zeek10 March 5, 2020

My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023