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A Geography teacher who gives his students a lot of homework and flexes how good he is at surfing
by not Robert August 29, 2019
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robert

someone who likes car so much that he would probably marry his dream car.
these people also like to have sex with there cars
dude that guy is such a robert
by mr.hakerman October 9, 2020
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Bjørn Robert

Bjørn Robert is a person who enjoys watching camels jumping up and down, and also, has a big lust for clockwork.
guy1: I wish I could watch camels like Bjørn Robert does...
guy2: I know what you mean.. I mean, look at how he does those clocks..
guy3: mmm..
by loieht July 27, 2009
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radio reference

A site that contains every radio frequency of public safety and just about everything. Very helpful to scanner and radio enthusiast.

Forums are run by Dictator admins and most members are amateur radio geeks who have 10 to 50K of ridiculous radio equipment and spend as much time in a small room talking to other geeks over the airwaves. These admins delete and ridicule all newbies to another motha if they just slightly fuck with the most strictest of forum rules or post in the wrong section such as posting a comment about a scanner and a problem and then 40 members coming down on ya cause you posted in the general fourm, not the PSR-400 forum.. Most horrible site to post on unless you have 10K of radio equipment, but at least these geeks give you the radio frequencies to listen to police or your next door neighbors phone.
radio reference

"hey how does the Radio Shack 2096 do monitoring airplanes?"

"DUDE WRONG FORUM"
ADMINS MOVE IT HURRY!
OMG LIFE IS ENDING, WHY DID YOU POST HERE
Wrong forum!!!!!
YOUR HORRIBLE why did you post this in the general scanning forum and not the radio shack forum!! OMFG
by ryfly May 2, 2008
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Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.
Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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refertarded

the act of smoking too much pot and becoming retarded
Put down the bong before you become refertarded!
by M YOH January 15, 2003
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Roberto Alomar

Joe Morgan was good but he's no Roberto Alomar.
by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008
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