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punch kitty

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.
by cameronpeek June 30, 2007
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Punch The Baby

Where the term - takes the biscuit becomes Punch's the baby
Example No.1

A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.

The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"

Example No.2

A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"

Example No.3

"Are you trying to punch the baby?"
by Unsteadycarrot And 2BC November 3, 2007
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Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006
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gurgle punch

When one person ejaculates into the mouth of another. Then after consumption has occurred the mouth is coverred by a hand and the person holding the sperm in their mouth, has extreme force exerted over their abdominals very rapidly causing the sperm/saliva mixture to be ejected from their nose.
Johnny gave Nancy the gurgle punch of her life last night causing her nose to bleed.
by you need some gum, hun September 26, 2006
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poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.
"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."
by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015
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punch palace

A "punch palace" is a venue such as a bar, club or nightclub that that has a reputation to be rowdy and often has physical fights between it's patrons. The cops are often called there.
Jim: "Hey Joe, let's try this corner bar called the Backstreet Pub."
Joe: "Let's try elsewhere, I hear there's always fights there, it's a known punch palace."
by dannywho May 4, 2018
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toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.
“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”
by LSDelux July 18, 2018
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