Pokémon

A gay, Jamaican sexual predator with a huge sweaty index finger.

'poke-ay-mon'

It's time to Pokémon, im horny.

by ohPinky May 27, 2009

Pokemon

A game created by satan to lure little kids to do his bidding.

Bobby, Pokemon is the Devil.

by Tatanka September 11, 2003

Pokeman

An adolescent who is still addicted to the game, Pokemon.

"Man, Timmy. Look at that Pokeman on the bench over there. He must be at least 40. And he's got Sapphire version."

"Huh?"

by TheGreatestPhoenix December 21, 2008

pokemoan

Porn involving pokemon or characters in pokemon.

I quickly turned off the raunchy pokemoan when my mom walked in.

by ashley.23 October 11, 2011

Pokemon

A media franchise owned by Nintendo. It is played by many age groups although horny teenagers use terms related to pokemon to describe crazy sex manoeuvres.

10 year old: Yay, my Charmeleon evolved into a Charizard!

Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire

10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.

Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.

10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.

Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.

10 year old: (Starts crying)

by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 21, 2011

pokemon

another word for porno

"Nick! Stop watching pokemon!"

by sorryunknown July 19, 2012

pokemon

An idea started by some guy from Japan no one remembers anymore which sparked one of the biggest fads in the United States. The card games were first - pokemon is Japanese for 'Pocket Monsters', kids had piles of them all neatly tucked into overpriced binders for cards. They had pokemon movies, a TV series, toys, and everything else you can think off. Then suddenly, the fad was over and everyone sold thier cards for far less than the bought them to wierd nerds that actually still love the card game. Now, it's nothing but a distant memory for moust of us yet the creator apparently doesn't know because they still make pokemon movies, new pokemon and the TV series is still on the air.

Games, Cards, Movies, TV series, ect..

by Rk May 13, 2005