pony 

1. Adj. Weak; lame; pussy; pathetic; stupid; retarded, idiot, dumb-ass comical in its sheer idiocy or feebleness. Subpar;
2. A really lame object/person or action
3. With gamers, it usually refers to the lame actions or ineffective gameplay referring to the awkwardness of their movements or lack of coordination while playing and thus getting owned.
4. Used when frustrated as well when the pony is the source of the frustration

1."Man that guy was a total pony"
2."What a pony ass nigga"
3. "That movie was totally pony"
4. "That team was a bunch of ponies."
5. "They all played like a bunch of ponies"
6. "I havent seen so many ponies since a horse show"
7. "Man pony"
8. "Dammit why did you have to act like/ be such a pony. "

pony by D.Griffin June 28, 2007

pony 

to give back; to return something, usually money

"hey man, where'd you get the money for that ice cream, biotch? where's the money you owe me? you better pony up"

pony by pearl January 8, 2004

Ride That Pony

A game created by thespians at Roosevelt Highschool in Des Moines, Iowa. It has been passed down multiple times, but they were the real creators.
A group of ten+ people stand in a circle while a few people go around in an inside circle pretending to ride a pony while singing a song.

The song goes like this:
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony

This is how we ride

Then, the inside circle stops on whatever person the "this is how we ride" ended at, and dances. That portion of the song goes:
Front to front to front my pony
back to back to back my pony
side to side to side my pony
This is how we ride,

The people dancing then switch places with the person they were dancing with, and they then become the inside circle, then repeat.

Amazing game, for shizzle.
Kirsten: Let's play ride that pony
Bob: Heck yahhh, go Thespian games!

Ride That Pony by whatchusayyy December 10, 2009

crystal pony

a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:

1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud

"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1

crystal pony by shizmoo September 5, 2008

no pony 

Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.

A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.

no pony by Ciaran_H August 2, 2006

pony up 

To put up enough money to stay in a hand of poker.

You need to pony up the cash in order to stay in the hand.

pony up by Bill February 8, 2004

electric pony 

The act of doing a guy/girl from behind while shaving one's own anal hairs. Just as one is about to blow one's load, he pulls out and squirts a line along the receiver's back. He then sprinkles the anal hairs along the line to create a mane, much like that of a pony.

Once you've done the electric pony, you are truly a pimp.

electric pony by Marco (Jesus) April 23, 2006