Polish dildo

Keilbasa.

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.

by Hawaiian Dicking January 26, 2010

polish date

A date in which a girl goes out with a Polish-American guy with a muscular body and a huge dick.

Most girls who know what's good for them can't wait for a polish date.

by biggdawgg August 20, 2009

Polish Creamscicle

The act of masterbating on a used tampon, and forcing it into your partners mouth. Used primarily in the 1970's, during the Cold War. Often compared to the Polish Fugescicle which involves shit instead of semen.

After the evening at the Opera, I took my date home and gave her a Polish Creamscicle

by Richard Whelchel November 26, 2007

polish breakfast

cracking a whole egg (raw, of course; brown egg recommended) into a pint of beer to start your day the right way

after a wild night of festivities; Fryderyk recommends chasing that hangover away with a full, balanced polish breakfast

by tony_homo December 24, 2010

sex pollen

A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!

Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!

by Em-erald September 10, 2022

polish sex manual

In ---->

Out <---

Repeat!

Most privates (military rank) are so stupid they couldn't fuck their mothers with the aid a polish sex manual.

by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011

Pain Pills

Bitch mints, pills for pusses.

{Gym}

Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?

Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}

Jew: D:

by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013