blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.

Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.

by Devon C December 30, 2005

pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 09, 2018

Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.

How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!

by pinti February 25, 2009

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.

These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.

by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo August 13, 2005

the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b November 21, 2007