When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
Get the Straight panicmug. When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”
by JamesDamn May 26, 2019
Get the dick panicmug. two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic
by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021
Get the gay panicmug. 1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021
Get the Doki Doki Panicmug. by EpicGamerMoment420 March 15, 2020
Get the Panic Faggot Modemug. you either love it, you hate it, you like their early stuff when there was actually a band or you only know that one song I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Person: Panic At The Disco is a really good band
Other person: oh god, they're so annoying
3rd person: I really like I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Person: is that their only song you know
3rd person: yeah
Person: ahhhhhh
Other person: oh god, they're so annoying
3rd person: I really like I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Person: is that their only song you know
3rd person: yeah
Person: ahhhhhh
by im a weird person June 27, 2019
Get the Panic At The Discomug. What leftists accuse you of when you criticise sexual promiscuity, prostitution and in the biggest self report of the millennia, the idea that a child can consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Because if they can consent to “gender-affirming care”, before they're even a teen, what else can they consent to?
Person 1: TED sucked for the last ten years. They went from talking about physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and it became "what if the baby consents?"
Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho
Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)
Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)
Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.
Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho
Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)
Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)
Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.
by Noticer64 January 30, 2025
Get the Moral Panicmug.