The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
by Meme Mage March 26, 2019
by ybd November 19, 2008
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold October 15, 2007
by oracle March 08, 2005
the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller
Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys
by Lordmonkeyjojo October 24, 2010
Person one: do you want to go to the library and read this book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.
by Josh Holnagel October 18, 2014
One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.
by shinto mularkey January 07, 2013