Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga

Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!

by Nautica Michaels October 17, 2008

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

brobin hood

Bro who takes from his parents to buy his friends beer and shit.

"Mack totally bought all the rounds last night. And the Pot. And the gas. He's so generous."

"Nah, he's a Brobin Hood. His Dad's a hotshot lawyer. There's no way he could've covered all that working at Taco Bell."

by SaucyMcMuffin May 18, 2014

chemical hood

Solution to a dutch oven. (See dutch oven.) To prevent chemical burns and inhalation of toxic fumes from a dutch oven. If one is trapped under bed-sheets/covers where flatulence has been released as a chemical weapon said person can break the seal of the bed-sheets/covers releasing the bodily gases creating a chemical hood. Such fanning may lead to contamination of an entire room. Chemical hood should be performed at your own risk.

Historically, "chemical hood" or fume hood (sometimes called a fume cupboard or fume closet) is a type of local ventilation device that is designed to limit exposure to hazardous or toxic fumes, vapors or dusts.

Sarah trapped Adayl with a dutch oven, he escaped the situation and contaminated the room with her farts through the use of a "chemical hood."

by therealzakkori October 19, 2018

Hood stank

Someone whose attitude is falsely confident because it is arrogant; but derives from being ghetto.

Beyoncé is bougie but Megan thee Stallion is hood stank.

by Countdown_Krew February 25, 2021

Hood-Ratch

A fusion of the colloquial terms 'Hood' and 'Rachet' suggesting the an even further ghetto tier of 'Hoodrat.' A classless person or behavior lacking any type of sophistication. May describe a person, behavior, or thing.

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, HOOD-RATCH

by SineQuaNon June 1, 2019

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.

“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “

by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021