by Skott September 21, 2004
Get the Morning Glorymug. Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!
by pentozali July 9, 2009
Get the morning metalmug. by Heldreth23 March 5, 2017
Get the morning songmug. When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
by GrandPoop October 7, 2010
Get the Morning eyesmug. When one is kicked out of a random sexual partner's bed because the random sexual partner has something to do (e.g. go to work).
"Hey dude I hooked up with Erica again last night but I just got the morning boot. You trying to get breakfast?"
by Zavcaptain October 14, 2013
Get the morning bootmug. -Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
by empresshearts April 22, 2008
Get the morning smashingsmug. A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.
I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.
by Georgian Jaba September 18, 2016
Get the lady of the morningmug.