Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

Lion of War

Used as a racial slur against humans of african descent. Used mostly in 1500’s-1600’s.

“Did you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks so dirty.”
“Must be a Lion of War; disgusting.”

by Krealor September 21, 2018

Lion

A kind of potatoes.

A: Hey u hungry.
B: Yes I want Lions.

by IAmSoFuckingBored February 12, 2020

Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.

Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!

by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013

lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Dandy Lion

Dandy Lion is someone who is sweet and caring, she would do anything to help anyone and loves everything. She probably loves hugs, food, and animals. She also loves to bring out her childish side and plays with her toys all the time.

“I cant wait for a warm hug from dandy lion!”

by roxydandy October 11, 2021

congregate with lions

To be awesome at life - at least, thinking that you are while sheep question your status.

"Nah, man, I won't take advice from you - I only congregate with lions."

by tnsame April 9, 2015