Mormon limousine

A large van with 8+ seats. Large vans used to accommodate large Mormon families or other large families. Often seen at tourist destinations.

The entire parking lot at Yellowstone was full of Mormon limousines!

by 2kul4skool October 28, 2025

sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.

Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"

by kevmosis September 8, 2009

Gay mormon

Common mispronunciation of "Game warden" usually what you will hear an Asian fisherman yell to his fishing buddies when the Game warden shows up.

Hey this is the Game warden! Show us your fishing licenses

Gay mormon? Oh shit better dump this 5 gallon bucket of full of trout !

by Anton H November 13, 2025

dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.

Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.

by Skippy n family March 10, 2019

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025