Morning wood

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

morningbread

Waking up with a boner.

Jan always wakes up with a morningbread.

by Eirik March 6, 2005

moaning myrtle

Moaning Myrtle is a term used most commonly in South West England for a teenage girl who has multiple sexual partners. It originates from the Harry Potter series and is called so as a moaning myrtle moans during intercourse

"I wish that moaning myrtle would shut up it's half past 2 and she's still out on the street

by Sara is short December 18, 2005

Elliot in the morning

A Shock jock that broadcasts from DC 101.1 and Richmond's 102.1 the X from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m.

Elliot's famous quote: "Smell my face!"

Co-hosts include: "Momma" Diane, "Bigfat" Flounder, "Foreskin" Craig, "Metrosexual" Tyler, "Gay" Kyle.

"Elliot in the morning is so funny I almost crapped my pants!"

by Robplayslax May 18, 2006

morning boner

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007

morning spliff

a cannabis cigarette that is smoked early morning,(before 11) and preferably in your local park (providing cannabis is legal where you are),
if smoked this early it will set off the cannabis smoked the night before and provide a stupid dizzy feeling all morning till lunch.

a morning spliff is basically a wake and bake, but done early in the morning and ideally after a schleeps

by connorbag April 30, 2006