mooing 

v.

1. The state or process of releasing the moo sound that is released from a cow.
2. The state or process of talking about a most uninteresting and uncharismatic subject.

1. Mooing - as in to like, moo
2. moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo (repeat until bored)

mooing by Olsen Pickett January 12, 2005

Morning wood 

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

Morning wood by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

morning glory by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

morningbread

Waking up with a boner.

Jan always wakes up with a morningbread.

morningbread by Eirik March 6, 2005

moaning myrtle 

Moaning Myrtle is a term used most commonly in South West England for a teenage girl who has multiple sexual partners. It originates from the Harry Potter series and is called so as a moaning myrtle moans during intercourse

"I wish that moaning myrtle would shut up it's half past 2 and she's still out on the street

moaning myrtle by Sara is short December 18, 2005

Elliot in the morning

A Shock jock that broadcasts from DC 101.1 and Richmond's 102.1 the X from 5:45 a.m. to 10 something a.m.

Elliot's famous quote: "Smell my face!"

Co-hosts include: "Momma" Diane, "Bigfat" Flounder, "Foreskin" Craig, "Metrosexual" Tyler, "Gay" Kyle.

"Elliot in the morning is so funny I almost crapped my pants!"

Elliot in the morning by Robplayslax May 18, 2006

morning boner 

A boner that occurs when someone wakes up in the morning usually because the body is automatically holding in urine.

Ugghh, dude. i needed to take a piss but i had a serious morning boner and had to bend over!

morning boner by Alex \m/ February 3, 2007