Mark

A sexy, hot person who everyone needs. When you have a Mark in your life, it is perfect. Without him your heart is broken into a million pieces. Try and wait for a Mark that you know if you like him because if you like him then he might just ask you out. I am waiting for my Mark right now because he is the funniest, kindest and most honest person I know. He is beautiful on the inside and out!

All you need in life is a Mark.

by Becca The Unicorn May 27, 2014

darky malarky

1. When a bunch of homies are totally talking shit usually knowing nothing about the subject

2. A conversation among homies in which every word used is ghetto ebonics so it's impossible for a literate person to understand it.

1. Homey 1 - Man dey need to erase all Babe Ruth's cause he never had to face Satchell Page.
Homey 2 - Damn straight...he'd have less tha half dat many home runs if he played Satch.
Educated person 1 - What are those dumb asses talking about
Educated person 2 - Don't worry, it's just darky malarky
Educated person 1 - That's what I figured

2. Homey 1 - That muthafucka was bojangin my chicken little in da fat ride wit da banging hoes and jockin my gat
Homey 2- I hears ya my brutha
Literate Person 1 - Are you gentleman serious or is this conversation a bunch of darky malarky
Homies together - WTF?

by BleeJay April 3, 2008

puto mark

a slash across someone's face, usually in prison.

That gang member received a " puto mark " for dropping out of his gang.

by El mas chingon September 26, 2013

Mark

Just about the sexiest geek you'll ever meet. He specialises in electronics because he's smart enough to and he's so damn good at making sure everything's turned on. Women feel uncontrollably attracted to him, probably because of all that latent magnetism he's absorbed from fiddling with electronic things for so long but, on top of his smouldering sexiness, he also believes in total monogamy making his girlfriend just about the luckiest bitch on the planet.

"I wish I could find the perfect man."

"You mean you wish you could find Mark!"

by Pentoon February 4, 2010

Mark

A named based on the biblical name Mark the Great. Used as a name for children who have with a large penis. It is also a synonym for "amazing".

We had a son, named Bob. But when he grew up and became the richest man in the world, we decided to change his name to Mark

by holymoly. September 29, 2009

Mark's Mom

A very sexy, mature woman who prefers getting plugged in all holes instead of making love.

Yo Mark's Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!

Mark's Mom is hot.

by Mr. Cackosaurus March 2, 2008

Mark

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am Mark. All other Mark's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

by whatup1 September 29, 2009