salt mining

A male euphemism for scratching one's genitalia.

"Why is your hand in your pants?"

"Dude, I'm going salt mining."

by th3mb0n3s March 6, 2010

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manginia

The act of tucking one's package behind his legs and revealing only his pubic hairs

"hey, look at my manginia!"

by Jake Benson March 12, 2003

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The art, science or action of half assed problem solving. Exemplifies poor decision making and organizational skills and/or lack of foresight. Most often hastily executed by members of the male population who have no interest in fixing or completing a certain project. To be used in cases where a person delivers a sub-par performance or product.

Angie: Nice headlight, Liz. Just how long do you think that zip tie will hold it together?
Liz: Who knows. That's my husband's mangineering for you.

Joy: I had no idea you could use duct tape for weatherstripping.
Heather: Apparently. You learn all kinds of things when you're married to a mangineer.

by grrrl genius August 25, 2009

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Mangina tree

Begins with a man arranging his genitals into a mangina. He then adopts a squat position, and slowly rises while sprouting branches with his arms. Often performed in time with slow, sensual music with all his mates taking humiliating photos to be posted on facebook/youtube.
Acknowledged as the punishment for losing by a ten goal margin in Pro Evolution Soccer.
Is sometimes refered to a 'Mangina seed', because the intention is to appear as a seed, sprouting into a Mangina Tree.

'Are we playing mangina rules?'
'Yes'
A 10-0 trashing later...
'MANGINA TREE!!!'

by Bogsyogsy January 11, 2009

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