California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.

Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.

by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

Slick Tone Method

When you are smooth with words, convincing but deceptive, top notch delivery but insincere

Cardi is so over Set no Slick Tone Method from Set will do

by Oz Amiri April 20, 2025

butterfly method

A method where a butterfly is drawn on oneself to prevent self harm as self harming would ‘kill’ the butterfly.

Person 1: “I heard you’re 3 days clean from self harm! Good job dude, how’d you do it?”

Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’

by That dumb bitch June 13, 2021

SpaceUK method

When someone uses a macro bot in the game geometry dash and clicks over it while claiming to be legit.

Dude did you know zonk got exposed for using the spaceUK method?

by sykosmoxd September 22, 2025

The GRINDR method

The grindr method is a form of harassment invented by torland and was used actively in a very small com circle (pretty much unheard of by other comtards) where you would sign a nigga up to grindr under their name, spoof ur location to be directly ON their house, and match with a big black nigga, and then you tell the big black nigga that you have essentially a stranger cnc kink and ask them to barge in the front door, and say that no matter how many times i say "i dont know you", i really do, and do not stop fucking me no matter how much i say it.

grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)

764 kid: ahahah i extorted a child haha
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN

by skid raper December 25, 2024