This is usually announced or thought of after seeing a girl who is distractingly attractive. The act of explaining you like the looks of a girl enough to masturbate too.
See, she's hot dude I'm going to ask her out.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.
I fucking hate you.
I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?
Not with you.
Thats douchey.
Yea I'm masturbating in my head to her.
I fucking hate you.
I'm still masturbating in my head to her. Still not done, not done, Alright I'm done. I'm going to go make a sandwich. Good Mental Masturbation. Actually, you want to go to Chipotle?
Not with you.
Thats douchey.
by gordon getty November 13, 2011
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Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.
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Get the mental retardation mug.A place where people talk about killing themselves and/or other people. These people are often in a dark room with a straight jacket on and take a lot of medication
''My uncle Tony had to be put in a mental institution because he said he was going to kill himself.'' ''But it's not his fault. He has no friends and his family doesn't give a damn about him. ''Man this country is fucked up;;;
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Strat loved a girl in his head and was locked in a mental asylum, until she showed herself so the wardens knew she actually did exist.
Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
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